My Funny Kids
A few funny kid quotes that I don't want to forget: Max while I was making turkey cranberry sandwiches: "Please can you not put blood on mine?" Myles while I was telling him to do something: "Mom! You can't just make me in your image. I'm my own person." Mason when he was discussing with his friend that we eat out more than their family does: "We eat out a lot. We are very wealthy." That one just about knocked Marshall and I over. We really only eat out once every few weeks, and usually we just meet Marshall for lunch at the Arctic Circle near his work because it has a playground. Last Saturday, however, I had a bunch of coupons and gift certificates for Olive Garden that expired at the end of the month so we had lunch there. I noticed that Myles was really watching the waiter closely and after he brought us the bill Myles lit up and exclaimed "Mom! If I work really hard in school and go to college and major in math, do you think I...